i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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