This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize