clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
its not stalking. its research.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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