Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
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Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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