Do you still have your period?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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