Got a toothbrush?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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