its not stalking. its research.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm just crazy horny about you
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
