My Higher Power is John Stamos
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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