Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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