I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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