Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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