I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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