I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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