Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I think your dad took our porno
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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