For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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