Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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