Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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