come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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