I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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