It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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