I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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