He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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