My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Couch. On fire.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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