he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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