I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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