My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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