I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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