i think my mom watched the whole time
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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