Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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