no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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