I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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