Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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