let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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