He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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