your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Randomize