thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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