I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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