there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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