I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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