Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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