I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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