Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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