How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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