guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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