she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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