I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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