i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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