butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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