Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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