I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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