at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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