apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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