Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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